The Magic School Bus

It was 6am, chilly and I found myself hungry. I was headed for the mountains, the Blue Mountains. Not that they were actually blue, from what I could see in the pictures, the mountains appeared green, and large. Honestly I could say there was not a spec of blue to be seen. Apart from the sky of course, but then again it was rather cloudy when the pictures were taken. As we stepped onto the luxury coach the school had hired I thought, "Damn, I could really go for some food right now."
While regretting that I had skipped breakfast I noticed something very odd. The bus we were on was n…