Virginia Woolf

Grandmother: huh? I said I do not read for Woolf, she is a crazy women!
1st granddaughter: come on Grandma, we saw you just a while ago and hundred times before!
Grandmother: ah, well! I just love reading, you know! As a matter of fact, all of her books. I can remember afew of them now, like Jacob's Room which is based upon the life and death of her brother Toby, to The Lighthouse, and The Waves. I also read Mrs. Dalloway which is formed of a giant web of thoughts of several groups of people during the course of a single day. She was fascinated with the concept of time afterall.
2nd granddaughter: Grandma, it is such a pity losing such important figure!
Grandmother: she had a sad end indeed. She loaded her pockets with stones and drowned herself in a river, as she had a mental illness.
1st granddaughter: how poor! Granny..
Grandmother: oh, quit it now! You two go and continue whatever you were doing, any further questions?
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