All Is Fair in Sex and War

I awoke late afternoon one Sunday to the sound of my television. As I slowly came to consciousness, the voices grew louder and more distinct. The first I recognized was that of Barbara Walters, the second was the unmistakable sound of Star Jones. Opening my eyes, my suspicions were confirmed; it is "The View," that popular all-female cast talk show. One of the hostesses announced that today's guests were the outspoken feminist, Gayle Rubin and the star of one of Aristophones' famous Greek plays, Lysistrata. A series of topics were brought up for discussion and the following dialogue e…