AOL Kidnapped My Dog

Don't subscribe to AOL! I had no idea what I was getting into. I saw all of those T.V.
commercials about that amazing information superhighway and somehow I got the
impression that AOL was the core of it all. I signed up for the free ten hours on my credit
card and tried it out. At first, it didn't seem so bad so I decided to stay with them for a
few months, maybe longer. That's when all the trouble started.
In their public chat channels everytime I said a word that they considered to be offensive
such as 'sex', 'dog' or 'compuserve' I would get kicked off. At first I didn't know why, I…