American Male Pig

At times like this a Pig has to be strong, and not give into the temptation of picking up the receiver. If a fellow member does have a lapse, and begins to think with his heart and not his head, there is professional help supplied by the union, free of charge. Said comrade will undergo intense reconditioning. One technique though, is guaranteed to bring him back to his proper positive mental state.
The reminder of what happened the LAST time he was foolish enough to trust one of -THEM.
This final step is excruciatingly painful. No man should have to be subjected to it, but it is a requirement, and it has never failed.
This is is a free public service paper.
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