The Adventures of Nut Man, a spinoff of modern day superheros

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jim who liked peanuts, in fact he loved peanuts so much that he collected them. As the boy grew older his peanut collection grew along with his knowledge of the nut. One day while on a stroll through town munching on western albino peanuts a truck full of radioactive waste drove by, you know the ones with the big warning signs on them. This of course distracted the driver of a majestic dark blue Volvo 940 Turbo causing a horrible radioactive waste dump right on Jim. Naturally the driver of the Volvo came away unscathed from the accident but Jim unknow…