Humor essay about a bedroom

The Bedroom Only Suited For A King
My bedroom is that of many nightmares and wonders. I have a bed that takes up half the space in my room, a dresser that takes up another chunk, a closet that can not hold another hanger and then a bookshelf with books from when my parents were teenagers. Finally I have a desk that doesn't even have a chair to sit in. The desk is just covered in outdated school papers and disciplinary notes that I have yet to show my parents and then there is my dusted and broken blinds that cover my large window which is right above my bed.
I am only a temporary tenant in…