Sniff before you trust

"Trust Me"--No Way
"Trust Me"--
No way!
A clergyman was sitting in a lounge with me, passing the time. I seem to attract them. We both had drinks and were talking about the New Biblical Criticism when he noticed someone at the door. He suddenly reached for his wallet and pulled it out and examined its interior. "Shhhhi," he whispered, then looked at me. "I hate to ask you this," he continued, "but do you have a twenty dollar bill that I could borrow for just a couple minutes? I have to give it to that guy. There's an ATM up the street, I'll be right back." He paused a couple seconds.…