Halloween.

Halloween in this country is a colorful festival to
say the least, but one that seems to strangely celebrate
the opposite of everything "good". Its imagery promulgates
death and horror, and depicts haunted ghosts and evil
witches flying off to commit malevolence! (Probably, that's
how all that toilet paper wound up on your trees!) It's
practice sets flames inside of pumpkin heads and impels
pranks involving soap, decorates the halls with boughs of
phony human bones and garlands of fake cobwebs and inspires
parties based on the idea of hiding our real life personae
inside of award…