Humourous Story by Wafa Nurdin Called The Mallow Men

The Mallow Men
By Wafa Nurdin
Procrastination's a favourite pastime of mine, along with being lazy and slacking off. I don't blame myself for these dastardly ways; I blame my friends. Okay, I lied. I blame the government. Who glorifies indolence and being powerful? Who can get away with murder and call it justice? Who can unlock the secret of getting the caramel into the Caramilk bar? You're thinking I'm probably some 17-year-old high school kid without a future. I say you're right. I'm Wantony Nanderson; I live to fail. Rather, my days revolve around having fun with the gang and eating.…